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My friend Anthony is the most masculine guy I know. He actually grew up on a ranch and competed in rodeos when he was a kid. So he’s actually a cowboy — a real life cowboy. As if that wasn’t a testament to his masculinity, he can fix cars and play every single sport on the planet. Here’s the thing you wouldn’t guess about Anthony. He writes the most romantic love stories I’ve ever read in my whole life. He writes under a pseudonym. At first, I thought he did it to protect himself from being made fun of by his friends. But all of his friends already know that he writes love stories. They make fun of them a little bit, but not much. You see, Anthony, it’s a pretty big guy and he can really fight. He says the reason he writes under a pseudonym, is because his publisher thought the women prefer to read romance novels by female authors. I can’t tell you his pen name, but it’s definitely girly. I told them I think but it’s more interesting that a romance novel as written by a man. He’s so good looking, he be such a hit at book readings.